Cast
God
Michael
Joanne
Jesus
Computer
Hell-bound
Lil Johnny Howard
        Scene 1:
[SFX: ELEVATOR OPENING]
1. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Computer: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [MONOTONE] candid morning, - Visitor, and welcome to the Global Organised Dogma Corporation. Established since the fathom of time, the G.O.D. Corporation has remained committed towards macrocosmipulating the destiny of macrocosm through with(predicate) the persona of sermons, miracles and guilt.
2. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Computer: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Our CEO and author of two bestsellers...
3. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [OVER COMPUTER] oh shut-up, shut-up
[SFX: CLICKING NOISE]
4. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Computer: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Windows Eternity, circumstances you mange your universe. Goodbye
5. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [FRIGHTENED] Whats happening?
6. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Sorry that darn computer always seems to go off spouting jargon.
7. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [FRIGHTENED] No, no. This is all wrong. I was serious on my way home. Why am I hither?
8. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Well- did you see that bus?
9. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [CONFUSED] No. What bus?
10. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Well thats wherefore youre here!
11. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [SADLY] So, Im dead.
12. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Yes isnt it wonderful. No more aging, no more disease and no more telemarketers.
13. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [RELIEVED] Then I made it to Heaven.
14. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Almost. - You maneuver on as my secretary and then in a hundred or so you can receive eternal bliss. Its art object of our new Work for the Soul Scheme.
15. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Apart from work, what else is there to do?
16. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Gaze down from the Heavens! The fools, they think they invented reality TV. - Weve been observation their stupid shit for years!
17. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â And who atomic number 18 you?
18. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael... [PAUSE] The right-hand man of God.
19. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [CONFUSED] An angel?
20. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [OFFENDED] Well these arent chicken wings here, lady.
21. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Joanne: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I dont understand, I thought Gabriel was the highest of the angels.
22. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Michael: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [BIT UPSET] Its just typical, Gabriel does one gig and he gets the...
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